DirtySanta Christmas Lamp
- 🎅 Santa, but honest: two glowing middle fingers
- 💡 Warm LED glow: porch, desk or night light
- 🔌 USB-C powered: plug in anywhere
- 🎁 The gift everyone talks about at the party
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
If it doesn’t make you laugh, send it back within 30 days for a refund. See our refund policy.
Size & Specs
- Size: about 7 in (18 cm) tall, desk size
- Power: USB-C cable, works with any USB wall adapter or power bank
- Light: warm LED glow in both fingertips
- Use: hang it on a wall or stand it on a shelf, desk or nightstand. Indoors or covered porches only.
Free Shipping
Free shipping on every order. We process your order in 1–3 business days. Delivery usually takes 7–12 business days in the US, 8–15 in Mexico and 10–20 in Canada, the UK, Australia and New Zealand, with tracking. Order early to get it before Christmas.
Description
The Christmas decoration your neighbors will never forget. DirtySanta is a light-up Santa with two glowing fingers delivering a very honest holiday message. Hang it by the door, put it on your desk or use it as a night light, and watch everyone's reaction.
- Warm LED glow from both fingertips
- Two designs: Santa and Reindeer
- USB-C powered: plug it into any USB charger or power bank
- Hang it on a wall or stand it on a shelf, desk or nightstand
- The funniest white-elephant and Secret Santa gift of the year
Size: about 7 in (18 cm) tall. It's a desk-size lamp, not a yard decoration.
Santa has been naughty this year 🎅
See it in action
The reaction is the gift
Why DirtySanta Beats Boring Decorations
Another snowman nobody looks at, or the one decoration everybody talks about? DirtySanta glows all night, plugs in anywhere and gets a laugh every single time.
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| Warm LED glow | ||
| USB-C powered | ||
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| Gift-ready |
Frequently Asked Questions
1Will it arrive before Christmas?
We process orders in 1–3 business days and US delivery usually takes 7–12 business days. Order as early as you can to get it before Christmas.
2How big is it?
About 7 in (18 cm) tall. It is desk size, perfect for a shelf, desk, nightstand or next to the front door. It is not a yard decoration.
3How is it powered?
It uses a USB-C cable. Plug it into any USB wall adapter, computer or power bank.
4Can I put it outside?
It is made for indoor use or covered porches. Keep it away from rain and snow.
5What if I don’t like it?
You have 30 days to return it for a refund. See our refund policy.